As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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