Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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