Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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