if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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