I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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