I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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