So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Randomize
