did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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