hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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