You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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