after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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