We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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