That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
He has the fingertips of a God
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