It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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