Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
