my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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