To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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