i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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