I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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