she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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