I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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