we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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