He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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