So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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