the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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