i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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