I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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