I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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