we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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