He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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