I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
