I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
time to smoke my breakfast
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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