take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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