Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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