I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Is it penis luge time yet?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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