I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
