I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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