all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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