last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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