Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
