I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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