Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
only if we run a train.
done.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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