That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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