I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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