Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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