so that wasnt chicken after all
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize
