yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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