Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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