she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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