I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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